1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,294 Woman on PA: L.A. 30, 461 eastern... 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,171 Read his rights? 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,172 Yeah, we read him but I don't know if he got a take or not. 4 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,590 I think he's a d-u-m-m-y. 5 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,800 - Huh. - Hey, just keep moving. 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,427 You don't have to talk to us if you don't want to. 7 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,763 And you can call a lawyer if you want, right? 8 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,389 The detective's talking to you. 9 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,141 [groans] 10 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,935 Walt: His name's Benny Stulwicz. 11 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,561 Matched the victim's general description. 12 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,563 He took off running when we tried to question him. 13 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,773 [rattling] 14 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,982 Stanziani: Okay, Benny. 15 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,400 [footsteps] 16 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,028 I'm gonna ask you a few questions. 17 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,696 What's happened is very bad, I don't want you 18 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,616 to make you to make it worse by lying. 19 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:37,955 Do you know why you were arrested, Benny? 20 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,956 [gasps] 21 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:39,957 Sex. 22 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,500 [clicks tongue] 23 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:45,212 Rape is just a little more serious than just sex. 24 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,172 Uh, huh! Uh, huh! 25 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,259 Don't lie to us, Benny. Stanziani: Easy, Walt. 26 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,385 Listen, everything will be much better 27 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,887 if we talk about it, Benny. 28 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,014 You hurt a woman tonight, didn't you? 29 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,979 Why don't we start from the beginning. 30 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,438 I want Arnie. 31 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,066 Can, can I talk to Arnie? 32 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,819 - Who's Arnie? - He's my friend. 33 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,654 He's also a lawyer. 34 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:13,115 Why don't you just tell us what happened? 35 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,867 He asked for his attorney, we're done. 36 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,662 Let him make the call then lock him up. 37 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,330 [clinks on door] 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,748 [shrieks] 39 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,709 Not so tough anymore, are you, big guy? 40 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,044 Tough man with the women, but not so tough here, huh? 41 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,212 [gasping] 42 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,255 [groans] 43 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,256 [metal rattling] 44 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,466 [theme music] 45 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,497 [music continues] 46 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,365 [music continues] 47 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,059 [instrumental music] 48 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,315 [engines revving] 49 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,573 [phone rings] 50 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,159 [clinks on door] 51 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,577 Morning, Rox. 52 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,038 Mrs. Tossi canceled her 2 o'clock, 53 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,456 and there's a message that Benny called. 54 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,291 What about? 55 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,961 I wouldn't know, he called the service before I got in. 56 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,296 [phone rings] Still mad, Rox? 57 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,423 This guy said, "You know what!" 58 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,341 Why shouldn't I be mad? 59 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,428 I go all the way to Palm Springs at your invitation 60 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,764 to be marooned with your family while you... 61 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,641 you skirt off with a waitress! 62 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,977 I was helping a distraught woman get over the trauma 63 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,354 of being separated from her family, look, I'm late! 64 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,440 She left her family in Sweden 65 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,276 when she came over here to be an actress, you pig! 66 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,777 Sometimes your lack of compassion 67 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,446 really astounds me, lady. 68 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:01,533 You ditched your family on Christmas, you ditched me. 69 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,618 You know, you are so damn selfish. You don't care about-- 70 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,412 Roxanne! 71 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,873 I have got a staff meeting. 72 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,791 [indistinct chatter] 73 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,546 [paper rustling] 74 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,755 [thud] 75 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,299 [phone rings] 76 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,928 I'm very disappointed. 77 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,973 [paper rustling] 78 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,729 Douglas: People, please, if we could get started? 79 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:36,151 First, on a personal note and to assuage any lingering anxieties. 80 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,279 My doctors assure me that I'm totally out of the woods. 81 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,573 There was, however, an interesting aftermath to this 82 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:46,745 frightening experience which I would like to share with you. 83 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,497 Douglas: You see, it forced me acknowledge 84 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:52,918 just what a slender thread binds us to this life. 85 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,836 And to realize that in the end, 86 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,672 it isn't the acquisition of material goods and prestige 87 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:02,302 that counts for anything, rather it's our friends and our family. 88 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:07,057 Those that we love and those who love us. 89 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:12,229 Stuart, Ann, my dear friends, be happy together. 90 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,525 Excuse me. 91 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:20,195 It's just looking at you two, I feel so very privileged 92 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,573 to be asked to share your special day of love. 93 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,867 - Thank you, Douglas. - Me too. 94 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,702 I love weddings. 95 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:28,870 Other people's. 96 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,996 [chuckles] 97 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,581 Saturday, 2:30, right? 98 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,125 Saturday, 2:30, and I have maps printed up 99 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,670 in case anybody needs directions, Arnie. 100 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,463 Now how come it's always so impossible 101 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,758 for me to find a date to these events? 102 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,051 Who are you going with, Victor? 103 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,761 My sister. [chuckles] 104 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,888 She's staying with me over semester break. 105 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:50,058 [inhales deeply] Doug, I have to be in federal court. 106 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,643 Of course, forgive my digression. 107 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,187 Ms. Perkins, how are the Muffin Kings? 108 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,774 We'll be taking Roadgrad inc. public by the end of next month. 109 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,360 [applause] Hear, hear. 110 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,112 Once again I want to compliment you 111 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,197 on the superb job that you've done. 112 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,950 Douglas: And what is this, Gianelli versus Hartvig? 113 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,494 This is Gianelli as in Tony Gianelli? 114 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,745 He called me yesterday, he said 115 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,997 he had something kind of an accident. 116 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,582 He doesn't harbor any old feelings 117 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,417 about leaving the firm? 118 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:19,546 He did asked me to meet him in a restaurant instead of here. 119 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,923 Arnie, that message from Benny, he's in jail. 120 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,758 - What? What for? Abby: What! 121 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,510 I don't know, he must have been there all night, 122 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,220 come on, you got to get him out. 123 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,890 I-- I-- I don't even know what to do, run a writ? 124 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,142 Let's go. 125 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,310 Victor: How can he be in jail? 126 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,311 [clinks] 127 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,146 Where was he last night? 128 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,981 - I don't know. - There goes the mail room. 129 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,234 [phone rings] Michael: You want to fill me in? 130 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,194 Not too long a story, woman leaves the theater 131 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,280 by 11 o'clock, your guy grabs her in a parking lot 132 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,449 off of western avenue and forces her to orally copulate. 133 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,159 No way! 134 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,161 We got a confession and the victim ID'd his picture. 135 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,954 Detective, Benny Stulwicz is retarded. 136 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,372 From the neck up, maybe. 137 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,499 This guy doesn't even know what sex is. 138 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,377 I've been doing this job for 17 years, counselor, trust me... 139 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,338 over the age of 12, they know what it is. 140 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,422 Huh. 141 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,632 [clinks on door] 142 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,799 [groans] 143 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,719 [phone rings] 144 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,137 [rattling] 145 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,097 Michael: Benny. 146 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,807 [footsteps] 147 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,772 Benny, it's me, Arnie. 148 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,358 Arnie: What happened? 149 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,776 Look at me. 150 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,617 Benny, we're gonna get you out of here. 151 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,244 But you have to help us out a little bit. 152 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,663 Michael: Tell us what happened. 153 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,793 Benny, I know you're afraid but... 154 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,463 huh, you got to be strong. 155 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,965 Talk to us now. 156 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,218 Benny, it's us... 157 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,887 your friends. 158 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,224 Arnie: We can't help you unless you tell us what happened. 159 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,600 Now come on. 160 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:01,064 I did something bad. 161 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,399 [instrumental music] 162 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,609 I have to go to jail. 163 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,078 [sobbing] 164 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,087 [sobbing] 165 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,590 [engines revving] 166 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,844 [upbeat music] 167 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,053 [horn honking] 168 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,013 [mellow music] 169 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,057 - You look great. - Thanks. 170 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,475 When you told me on the phone you were suing 171 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,019 over a cannon accident, I was pretty worried. 172 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,646 You look okay, are you? 173 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,606 Oh, it's not me that's doing the suing. 174 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:44,691 It's this guy in the audience that got hurt. 175 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,401 I don't get it. 176 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,696 Uncle Baldo must have used too much explosive and um... 177 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,697 [glass clinks] 178 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,323 I overshot the net. 179 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,743 You're kidding, Tony, that's terrible. 180 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,536 Yeah, well, lucky for me I landed on top of this 181 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,122 300-pound guy, he broke my fall. 182 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,000 Only now, he's suing us for $5 million 183 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,877 and we don't have enough insurance. 184 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,712 Anyway, I entered the complaint myself 185 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:10,008 and I tried to settle it out for $25,000, but the guy said no. 186 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,385 Tony, I'm in the middle of this big public offering. 187 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,388 You've got depositions day after tomorrow. 188 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,766 I don't know if I can just drop everything. 189 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,268 Look, Abby, this might seem like small potatoes to you, 190 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,353 but to me, my family, this is no laugher. 191 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,855 If we lose, we lose everything. 192 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,857 Every penny, the compound in Agoura. 193 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,193 And they'll probably repossess the wheelchairs. 194 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,362 I tell you what, let me ask Jonathan Rollins to take it on. 195 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,531 He's very bright and he's very aggressive. 196 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,908 Are you sure? 197 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,202 Mm-hm, and if he won't do it, I will. 198 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,746 - Okay? - Okay. 199 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,039 Anthony: I really appreciate this. 200 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,124 Forget it. 201 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,667 [indistinct chatter] 202 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,336 Look, Abby, can I say something? 203 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,712 Mm-hm. 204 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,090 This is from the heart. 205 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,466 I love you. 206 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,717 Thank you. 207 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,552 I mean it, I really love you. 208 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,304 As in man-woman? 209 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,182 I want to marry you. 210 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,309 Don't you think this is kind of sudden? 211 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,354 Yeah, well, getting shot out of a cannon is kind of sudden, too. 212 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,439 It changes the way you look at things. 213 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,277 Tony, look, I'm a 26-year-old divorced mother. 214 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,781 And even if I did love you, I don't think that marriage 215 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,866 to a human cannonball's in my future. 216 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,576 [footsteps] 217 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,577 How about a date then? 218 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,371 [chuckles] 219 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373 Anthony: Come on, give me a chance to change your mind. 220 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,334 - I don't know. - Will you think about it? 221 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,253 Sure. 222 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,547 And in the meantime, I'll have Jonathan call you about this. 223 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,715 [rustling] 224 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,259 I really appreciate this. 225 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,052 Hey, it's the least I can do for a guy 226 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,929 who's just proposed marriage. 227 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,140 [footsteps] 228 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,016 [engine revving] 229 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,394 The way I see it, we've got two choices, we go to court 230 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,938 and plead insanity or we avoid trial altogether 231 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,898 by having Benny declared incompetent. 232 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,234 - You can do that? - Well, he's uncommunicative. 233 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,070 Can't contribute to his defense. 234 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,697 He's unfit for trial. 235 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,866 In which case they throw him in a mental bin. 236 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,826 Michael: If you have any better ideas, I'm all ears. 237 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,453 Look, get him declared incompetent for now. 238 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,705 Three or four months down the road, 239 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,456 he's judged competent again. 240 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,542 Victor: By that time the victim's memories fade a little. 241 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,294 You have a better chance of shaking her at trial. 242 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,297 Yeah, but in the meantime, Benny rots in the rubber room. 243 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,048 Beats doing 15 at Vacaville. 244 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,843 But hey, look, we're talking about Benny, okay? 245 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,845 He could not have done this, I know this man. 246 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,055 He does not have an aggressive bone in his body. 247 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,891 Judging from the evidence, I'd say at least 248 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,225 one of his bones was a little contentious. 249 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,852 Abby: Douglas! 250 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,520 Michael: Look, Arnie's right about one thing. 251 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,648 If Benny gets locked up anywhere he's not gonna recover. 252 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,692 He's already deteriorated after one night. 253 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,653 Michael: The main thing is to get him out and back here 254 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,488 before he goes further into the dumper. 255 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,949 Well, hold on, I don't think you should bring him back here. 256 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,868 Where else is he gonna go? 257 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,913 Well, I don't know, but if we turn him loose in our employ 258 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,497 and he attacks anybody in the building, 259 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,124 we could be sued right out of business. 260 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,960 Leland, he didn't do this, he is a good person. 261 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,631 I'm not disputing his goodness, but let's face it. 262 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,257 None of us really knows what 263 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,926 Benny knows when it comes to sex. 264 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:01,262 [sighs] Leland: Maybe he didn't think what he did was bad. 265 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,056 So we're just gonna abandon him. 266 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,060 No, but neither are we going to expose this firm to a lawsuit. 267 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,188 Put up the bail, Michael. 268 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,274 Leland: But unless he is completely cleared... 269 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,277 Benny doesn't work here anymore, I'm sorry. 270 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,325 [clinks on door] 271 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:22,951 [indistinct chatter] 272 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,373 [phone rings] 273 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,167 - Hi. Jonathan: Hey. 274 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,877 How is it going with the flying Gianellis? 275 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,545 It's actually kind of an interesting case. 276 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,506 Do you want to hear some thoughts I have on strategy? 277 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,924 Do you have any idea how long you're 278 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,133 supposed to leave these things in? 279 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,970 Frozen burrito, about two minutes. 280 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,680 Oh, hell. 281 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,764 Ow! 282 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,516 [phone rings] 283 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,519 Abby: Anyway, how about a cross-claim against the circus? 284 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,479 It could be that they were negligent in providing the 285 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,982 dimensions of the tent, or where the seats were positioned. 286 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,566 Uh, that's interesting but I've come up 287 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,193 with something along a slightly different tack. 288 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,987 Really? What? 289 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,614 Tell you what, the plaintiff's deposition is tomorrow. 290 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,241 Come on by. 291 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,243 I'll try and find the time. 292 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,495 Great, it should be a hell of a show. 293 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,247 [phone rings] 294 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,540 [metal rattling] 295 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,250 [indistinct chatter] 296 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,501 [rustling] 297 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,669 Right through here. 298 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,087 [indistinct chatter] 299 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,298 This session's in order. 300 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,134 People versus John Simpson. 301 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135 [rustling] 302 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,720 Mr. Simpson's... 303 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,596 I'm sorry, you want to go for incompetence, 304 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,932 get him stuck in a laughing academy, I won't fight it. 305 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,767 No, but I got to get him out of here. 306 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,770 Michael, come on, you think he's fit enough to stand trial? 307 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,480 Michael: Well, I will make that decision later. 308 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,983 Ralph: And meanwhile, you want him on the street. 309 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,027 Ralph, I know this guy, if I don't get him out of lockup, 310 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,987 the damage to his psyche will be irreversible. 311 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:41,988 Just give me bail, I can make it. 312 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,281 Come on, I know you. 313 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,907 You're gonna get him outside today 314 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,993 by using that he's got all his monitors okay. 315 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,620 Trial date comes, you'll be back pleading insanity, huh? 316 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,081 People versus Benny Stulwicz. 317 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,584 Let's let him decide, okay? 318 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,169 [clinks] 319 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,211 Judge James: Is counsel here? 320 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,629 [coughs] 321 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,423 [rattling] 322 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,467 Michael Kuzak for the defendant, your honor. 323 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,010 Michael: Waive reading, plead not guilty. 324 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,803 Question of bail, judge, we've got violence, 325 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,847 sexual deviance, threat to public safety. 326 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,891 My client has no record, your honor, no history 327 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,393 of sexual violence, strong roots in the community-- 328 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,562 Ralph: Lives alone, no family, no money. 329 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,272 Michael: He's an employee of my law firm, your honor, 330 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,899 and I can attest to his reliability. 331 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,318 This is an isolated incident of alleged violence-- 332 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,820 Serious violence, Judge, this man is dangerous. 333 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,906 He's not dangerous, I know him. 334 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,408 This is the first offense, your honor, there's no threat 335 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,452 to the public safety, no chance that my client 336 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,830 will miss the trial. An O.R. is certainly in order. 337 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,666 It's not in my order, Mr. Kuzak. 338 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,627 There's some indication of mental incompetence here. 339 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,003 And I'm not inclined to put the defendant back 340 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,339 on the street without supervision. 341 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,300 Well, I would agree to exercise such supervision, your honor. 342 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,427 In so far as my client is already emotionally 343 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,387 debilitated from this ordeal, I think that 344 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,265 further lockup could cause irreparable harm. 345 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,643 Michael: I respectfully urge personal recognizance, 346 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,187 or in the alternative, a reasonable bail. 347 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,940 [clears throat] 348 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,484 $15,000, with the condition of supervision. 349 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,277 Judge James: The court will draw out the order, next case. 350 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,612 [indistinct chatter] 351 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,656 [rattling] 352 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,533 Hang in there, Benny, we're gonna get you out. 353 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,617 [rattling] 354 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,704 [instrumental music] 355 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,124 Ann: I don't know, Stuart likes it a lot, 356 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,334 but I, I'm not sure if it's really me. 357 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,461 Come on, let me see it already. 358 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,463 [doorbell dings] 359 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,092 You look gorgeous. [gasps] 360 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,345 And notice the detailing, Victorian lace. 361 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,098 Sea pearls at the neckline. 362 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,559 Don't you think I can get away with my beige silk suit? 363 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,436 Ann, come on, you're only gonna do this thing once. 364 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,688 Okay, twice. 365 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,231 But the last time was so long ago 366 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,692 it's probably been expunged from your record. 367 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,944 Think of the romance of the gown. 368 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,113 The other happy brides have worn it through time. 369 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,698 Right, and where are they now? 370 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,449 Either divorced or dead. 371 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,784 [gasps] 372 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,369 Ann: I don't know. 373 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,121 Let me think about it for a few minutes, okay? 374 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,747 Fine. 375 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,584 Oh, God, if I were you, I'd go for it. 376 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,378 It's so bridey. 377 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,672 The whole point of this thing was to keep it simple. 378 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,132 Just a few friends. 379 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,301 I know, but it means a lot to Stuart 380 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,094 and I'm sure it does to your mom also. 381 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,929 She's not coming. 382 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,682 I haven't spoken to her at all since she was here last. 383 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,560 [sighs] The truth is, I don't want her here. 384 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,145 Feeling the way she does about Stuart, 385 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,022 I don't think she'd come even if I did. 386 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,357 Of course she would, Ann, she's your mother. 387 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,359 Please, no lectures about the sacredness 388 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,612 of motherhood right now, okay? 389 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,155 [metal clinks] 390 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,365 So who did you decide to bring to the wedding? 391 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,368 Well, I guess I could bring Tony Gianelli. 392 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,078 Don't sound so enthusiastic. 393 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,206 Maybe I'm a circus bigot or something. 394 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,541 I just can't see myself going out with someone 395 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,544 who gets shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. 396 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,921 Come on, nobody's perfect. 397 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,214 [phone rings] 398 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,841 You like this one? 399 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,511 Um... I like this one better. 400 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,222 Hmm! 401 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,389 [clinks] 402 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,934 I don't know. 403 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,143 [clicks tongue] 404 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,311 [sighs] 405 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,521 [gasps] Can I see that bracelet? 406 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,068 [bracelet rattling] It would look lovely with the dress. 407 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,986 Oh, god, it's gorgeous. 408 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,780 But never mind. 409 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,406 [chuckles] 410 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,784 [gasps] 411 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,952 [sighs] 412 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,411 So you really like it, huh? 413 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,746 I love it. 414 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,414 [music continues] 415 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,916 Okay. 416 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,584 Let me get our dressmaker, I'm sure we can 417 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,253 have all the alterations done by Friday. 418 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,963 Hmm. 419 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,547 And if you do decide to marry Gianelli, 420 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,966 maybe I can loan it to you. 421 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,384 I don't think it'll be right for me. 422 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,010 You're the one who likes it so much. 423 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,554 I do, I-- I just have a feeling that the groom 424 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,974 would be more into spangles and capes. 425 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,058 [chuckles] 426 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,601 [phone rings] 427 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,644 [knocks on door] 428 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,853 Michael: Arnie? 429 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,648 - Did you get him out? - Yeah. 430 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,025 He's in the stairwell, he doesn't want anyone to see him. 431 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,903 I can't get anything out of him, he just won't talk about it. 432 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,030 Maybe you could get him to open up a little. 433 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,532 Yeah, let me have a try. 434 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,617 A condition of bail, we got to supervise him. 435 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,868 Can you take him home with you tonight? 436 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,620 No, I can't. 437 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,914 I-- I sort of have this, it's a date there. 438 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,457 Arnie: I... - Arnie! 439 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,085 Michael: Well, Gracie's at my place tonight. 440 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,211 Huh, believe it or not, you're the one 441 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,255 he seems to trust the most. 442 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,798 If anybody can get through to him, you can. 443 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,217 [phone rings] 444 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,094 Okay, I'll take him. 445 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,013 [indistinct chatter] 446 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,764 [phone rings] 447 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,395 [clinks on door] 448 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,148 [metal creaking] 449 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,316 [elevator bell dings] 450 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,859 [clinks] 451 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,695 [door screeches] 452 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,946 [clinks on door] 453 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,281 [footsteps] 454 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,326 Benny, it's time to talk. 455 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:47,209 Look, huh, I know that you're scared... 456 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,296 and ashamed and stuff, but... 457 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,464 [sighs] 458 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,840 [rustling] 459 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,385 You got to tell us what happened. 460 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,682 Arnie: Come on, Benny. - I don't want to. 461 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,143 We can't defend you in court unless you tell us. 462 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,771 - I don't want to! Arnie: But dammit, you have to! 463 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,731 Look, maybe we can show that you didn't know what you were 464 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,566 doing or-- or that you didn't meant to hurt her. 465 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,152 There are different things we can do to keep you out of jail. 466 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,612 But we can't do anything until you 467 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,573 open your mouth and start talking. 468 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,741 You'll get mad at me! 469 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,077 I will not get mad at you! 470 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,583 [sighs] 471 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,714 I'm not gonna punish you, Benny. 472 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,091 I promise. 473 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,676 We're friends. 474 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,969 Friends can talk to each other. 475 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,142 I... 476 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,022 I went to one of those places. 477 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,233 Where girls have no clothes on. 478 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,110 Oh, boy, Benny, what-- 479 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:58,447 No, never mind. 480 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,367 What happened at this place? 481 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,578 I gave a man some money. 482 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,457 And he took me to a little room. 483 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,918 He left me there. 484 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,629 A girl came in. 485 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,716 She was naked. 486 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,551 All over. 487 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,636 What happened? 488 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,432 She talked to me. 489 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:28,060 She said dirty things. 490 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,730 She told me to touch myself in bad places. 491 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,983 Did you? 492 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,402 No, my mother told me never. 493 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,864 So what happened? 494 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:43,200 After a while, she went away. 495 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,414 Then another man came in and said I had to leave. 496 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,040 So I did. 497 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,044 Then when I was going to the bus stop... 498 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,589 the police came to get me. 499 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,883 Wait-- wait-- wait a second, wait a second. 500 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,217 What happened between the time you left 501 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,970 the naked girl and the police came? 502 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,221 Nothing. 503 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,056 They just came 'cause they knew! 504 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,351 - They knew what? - That I was in a bad place! 505 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,062 That's it? 506 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,359 Benny... 507 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,114 Benny... 508 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,575 [rattling] 509 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:28,078 I want you to tell me the truth now, the 100% truth. 510 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,955 After you left this bookstore... 511 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,249 did you meet with up another woman? 512 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,459 No. 513 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,419 Did you ever physically touch any woman? 514 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,879 No! 515 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,839 Benny, you-- you-- you-- you told the police, 516 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,800 and you told us that you did something bad. 517 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,218 What did you mean by that? 518 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,677 I saw it. 519 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,263 I saw sex! She was naked! 520 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,307 They arrested you because they think you grabbed 521 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,185 a girl and forced her to touch your penis. 522 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,478 I did not! 523 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,939 I did not! I... 524 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,691 Man to man, Benny, friend to friend, did you 525 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,318 ever try to make a girl touch you 526 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,487 or have sex with you that night? 527 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,448 No, Arnie, no! 528 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,243 [instrumental music] 529 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,953 You didn't do it, did you? 530 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,248 D-- d-- do what? 531 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,095 [instrumental music] 532 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,305 [engines revving] 533 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,652 Michael: Are you sure? 534 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,904 I was joking about him, I called him Ricky Retardo. 535 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,739 And you'd recognize him if you saw him again? 536 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,032 Sure, he was sweet. 537 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,326 Told me I was pretty. That's a first. 538 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,828 What about the time, are you positive 539 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,204 he was in here at 11 o'clock? 540 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,539 My shift was from 11:00 to 5:00 that night 541 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,207 he was my first customer. 542 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,418 The victim said the attack occurred at quarter past. 543 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,837 - If your testimony can establ-- - Wh-- whoa, I'm not testifying. 544 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,589 Melanie, you're the only one in here who remembers him. 545 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,173 Arnie: He could go to jail. 546 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,134 Look, between you and me, I'm on parole. 547 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,303 I'm not supposed to leave the state of Colorado. 548 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,346 I testify, I go to jail. 549 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,472 Well, I can talk to your parole officer, 550 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,682 we might be able to figure out... 551 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,350 No! No way. 552 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,769 Wait a minute, please come with us and talk to the D.A. 553 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,187 - he might decide to drop char-- - No, look! 554 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,355 I'd like to help this poor guy but 555 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,982 I ain't going to do time for him. 556 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,401 Michael: Look, lady, an innocent and good man is gonna 557 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,778 get sent away for 10 years if you don't help him. 558 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,989 He's retarded. 559 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,575 He'll get completely destroyed if he goes to jail. 560 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,578 Michael: His life is at stake. 561 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,580 [sighs] 562 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,625 Please, you're his only hope. 563 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,126 Can you really fix it with my parole? 564 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,336 [indistinct chatter] 565 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,754 Michael: Yes, I think so. 566 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,382 Okay, If you can fix it, I'll help him. 567 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,176 [footsteps] 568 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,138 [engine revving] 569 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,394 [tires screeching] 570 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,562 [thud] 571 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,272 Oh, sh-- 572 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,982 [clinks on door] 573 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,652 Roxanne: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 574 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,363 I-- I just looked away for a split second. 575 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,614 [thud] 576 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,449 - You alright? - Oh, yeah, thanks. 577 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,868 Oh, my god, I'm sorry about your car. 578 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,495 Is there much damage? 579 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,830 Oh, I don't think it's anything too serious, here. 580 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,458 - My insurance will cover... - Well, that's-- that's okay. 581 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,794 Roxanne Melman, you-- you work in this building? 582 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,671 Yes, I work for McKenzie-Brackman. 583 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,255 - You a lawyer? - No! 584 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,840 No, I'm-- I'm a legal secretary. 585 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,303 Oh... Jimmy Markham, Levi-Stroller. 586 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:35,516 - I've seen you in the elevator. - Yeah, I've seen you, too. 587 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,226 Kind of an expensive way to get introduced. 588 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,395 No, not really, I mean I like to think that people 589 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,271 come along in your life, it's worth a pile 590 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,232 of sheet metal to have known them. 591 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,025 Sometimes it's just a matter of getting those 592 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,944 first few words out. [chuckles] 593 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,654 You don't seem like you'd be all that shy. 594 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,656 Oh, I think everybody is basically shy. 595 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,533 I mean, you meet somebody, you want them to like you. 596 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:56,495 You say, "Will they laugh at me? Will they hurt me? 597 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,707 - Will they disappoint me?" - Will you disappoint them? 598 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:03,502 "Will the opportunity arise in which we can find out?" 599 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,671 Interesting questions. 600 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,006 How about dinner? 601 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,841 [chuckles] 602 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,843 [tires screeching] 603 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,136 [clinks on door] 604 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,221 - Graci! - McKenzie-Brackman. 605 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,098 [whirring] 606 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,433 [indistinct chatter] 607 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,854 I need my passport, Douglas. 608 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,273 - Passport? - I've got to get away. 609 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,984 - I need a vacation desperately. - From what? 610 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:30,279 All you do all day is shop, eat lunch and play tennis. 611 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,739 What is this, a freak show? 612 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:32,990 This is making me nauseous. 613 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,533 Then, why don't you leave? 614 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,160 Why don't we go into your office? 615 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,120 I need a check for $10,000. 616 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,330 $10,000? 617 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,875 Who are you taking? Bjorn? Roger? 618 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,251 [indistinct chatter] 619 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,170 My god, not Erroll. 620 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,297 Oh, stop being so paranoid. 621 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,132 Now can I please just have the money? 622 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:53,469 No! We'll have a vacation together in July. 623 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,054 There may not be a July! 624 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,513 Every dime you own is half mine, 625 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,474 Douglas, and I want my nickels now! 626 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,477 Sheila, you're out of control. 627 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,103 Here's a $100. 628 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,397 Have a facial, get your nails done. 629 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,565 You'll feel better. 630 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,733 [thud] 631 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,359 [phone rings] 632 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,737 You were seated in the, uh, third row 633 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,489 of the arena, Mr. Hartvig, is that correct? 634 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,740 [rustling] 635 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,950 Well, I'd uh, taken my wife and our 636 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,244 five children out for a special day. 637 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,163 Hartvig: Some special day that turned out to be. 638 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,748 Hartvig: Crippled for life. Victor: Uh, huh. 639 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,625 Poor man, I know his pain. 640 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,543 He's trying to take all of our money, Aunt Tessa. 641 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,337 Hartvig: They announced the flying Gianellis 642 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,006 and they rolled this big cannon out. 643 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,591 Well, my kids were scared to death. 644 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,426 They're covering their eyes, they're afraid this 645 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,136 Gianelli guy's gonna hurt or something 646 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,138 when all of a sudden, bam! 647 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,557 Hartvig: He's flying through space right at me. 648 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,352 I don't have time to duck, to protect my kids, to do nothing. 649 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,604 Wham! Hits me like a ton of bricks. 650 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,189 [clattering on keyboard] 651 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,775 Hartvig: You can't imagine the pain. [sighs] 652 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:53,612 I just... thank God every day that it was, uh, it was me 653 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,906 and not my wife or kids that had to take it. 654 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,408 Uh, huh, he's a good family man, you know. 655 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,619 - I feel for his pain. - Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 656 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,371 Mr. Hartvig, I see you're asking for lost wages 657 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:03,831 in your cause of action. 658 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,833 Ah, nobody ever gave us any money for our pain. 659 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,126 Victor: Based on our claim starting from... 660 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,377 He should bear it like a Gianelli. 661 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,754 But he's not a Gianelli. 662 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,381 Well, I haven't been able to work 663 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,424 a single day since this terrible tragedy. 664 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,469 But you weren't working before it either, were you? 665 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,138 Hartvig: I was temporarily laid off. 666 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,640 - For three and a half years? - Uh, lazy. 667 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,267 If we could have a little quiet, please. 668 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,018 The man's lazy, oh! 669 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,104 There's a big difference between being temporarily laid off 670 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,690 and never being able to work again for the rest of your life. 671 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,650 Hartvig: Forget work, I can't even move. 672 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,611 And that's why you're in a wheelchair now, 673 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,488 is that correct, Mr. Hartvig? 674 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,449 Hartvig: I can't move a muscle, not a one. 675 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,077 Not any? 676 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,246 Hartvig: Well, my arms. 677 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,582 I can wiggle my toes a little, that's it. 678 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,333 Oh, my god! Fire! 679 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,626 [in foreign language] 680 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,753 - Everybody out! - Where's the fire! 681 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:52,838 Wait a minute! Hey! 682 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,590 - Fire! Hartvig: Hey! 683 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,632 [indistinct shouting] 684 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,177 You be careful! 685 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,014 [speaking in foreign language] 686 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,098 Hey, hey! 687 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,225 [speaking in foreign language] 688 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,687 Nice to have you back on your feet, Mr. Hartvig. 689 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,022 [gasps] 690 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,481 [speaking in foreign language] 691 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,108 [gasps] 692 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,276 Mr. Gianelli: Graci! 693 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,694 [phone rings] 694 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,029 Take care. 695 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,530 [wheelchair rattling] 696 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,449 Bye, bye. 697 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,659 - Okay, Tony, be good, bye, bye. - Thanks, bye. 698 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,619 [rattling] 699 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,247 [rattling] 700 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,248 Sorry! 701 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,333 [chuckles] 702 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,959 Victor: Bye, bye. - Bye. 703 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,461 She's gone. 704 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,670 Who's gone? 705 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,756 Michael: Moses! 706 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,257 I called the bookstore to tell Melanie 707 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,800 you'd pick her up for the prelim. 708 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,761 Her boss told me she'd quit. 709 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,804 - Where did she go? Michael: He doesn't have a clue. 710 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:43,847 Oh, great. 711 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,265 I got to call Renee Quintana, 712 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,683 maybe she can track her. 713 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,352 Can we get a continuance on the prelim? 714 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,520 Only if I can give assurance that we'll find her. 715 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,815 - Oh, God. - What, what's this mean? 716 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,901 It means that we have no way to prove that he's innocent. 717 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,528 Arnie: Benny could go to jail. - This is just a prelim, right? 718 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,114 I mean, we have plenty of time to find her before trial. 719 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,950 Well, we were hoping to avoid a trial. 720 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,993 And with the trial, you have a jury, and they're gonna take 721 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,203 one look at Benny on the stand 722 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,538 and see this big hulking creature. 723 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:09,957 Michael: With all the paranoia, about 724 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,084 the mentally retarded, sex, their libido. 725 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,502 [phone rings] 726 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,337 They're gonna think he did it. 727 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,089 No, they won't, they can't. 728 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,801 Roxanne, even I thought that he was guilty. 729 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:24,262 Mike, do we have any way of winning without that stripper? 730 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,516 Uh, I don't see how we can unless maybe... 731 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,060 maybe we can shake the victim's testimony somehow. 732 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,228 [phone rings] 733 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,355 [sighs] 734 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,983 Benny is in trouble, big trouble. 735 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,698 And what he demanded, Ms. Flood, was oral copulation? 736 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,368 And I thought if I didn't do what he wanted, 737 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,454 he would kill me, so I did it. 738 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,165 Did he say anything to you during the act? 739 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,375 [sighs] 740 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:57,004 He kept saying, "Enjoy it, bitch. 741 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,548 Show me that you love it." 742 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:02,718 Ralph: Do you see this man in the courtroom today, Ms. Flood? 743 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,136 That's him over there. 744 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,929 Ralph: Let the record reflect. 745 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:09,016 The witness has indicated the defendant, Benny Stulwicz. 746 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,726 Nothing further. 747 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:15,772 [coughs] 748 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:18,650 Ms. Flood, you told the police at the scene that you never 749 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,360 really got a good look at the man's face, didn't you? 750 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,029 Yes, but I-- 751 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,239 So you're here today making a positive I.D. of a face 752 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,658 that you never really got a chance to see, isn't that right? 753 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,618 I gave them a general description. 754 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,412 Well, you couldn't tell the color of his eyes, 755 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,622 his approximate weight, or even his approximate age! 756 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,167 - He's badgering the victim. - The victim is over there! 757 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,793 He confessed, for god's sake. 758 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,253 Is that why you think he did it, 759 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,588 because they told you he confessed? 760 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,048 - Objection! - Overruled. 761 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,341 Of course, that's gonna make me think he did it. 762 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,802 A confession's a confession. 763 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:49,765 Ms. Flood, I'm not trying to beat you up, I swear. 764 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:53,810 But an innocent man could go to jail here. 765 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:58,273 My client Benny Stulwicz, is mentally retarded. 766 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,609 On the night that this happened, he came out of a strip show 767 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:04,863 in the area of the attack at the time of the attack. 768 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,491 Now this was the first time that he'd ever gone 769 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:10,869 to see a show like that and he was very much ashamed. 770 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,830 So ashamed that he ran away when the police approached. 771 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:18,085 So ashamed that he admitted that he had done something bad. 772 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,713 Now that is the essence of this so called confession 773 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:25,133 he thought that going to a strip show was bad! 774 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,469 Is there a question remotely in our future here? 775 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,222 Ms. Flood, Benny Stulwicz is sitting in this courtroom today 776 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:33,433 because you singled him out as the man who attacked you. 777 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,393 Now I think the reason you think he did it 778 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,229 is because the police told you so 779 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,106 and you figured they have to be right. 780 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,274 Possible? 781 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,901 I don't know. 782 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,946 Alright then, I want you to do this. 783 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:48,532 I want you to listen to my client's voice and tell me-- 784 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,325 This is a circus, judge. 785 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,078 She testified that he talked all through the attack, your honor. 786 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,704 Voice identification appropriate. 787 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,414 - I'll allow. Michael: Alright, Benny. 788 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,459 Michael: I want you to read this over and over again. 789 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,545 Don't stop until I tell you to stop. 790 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,922 Just like we practiced, alright? 791 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,508 Did the man speak quickly or slowly? 792 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:08,343 He spoke very fast. 793 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,638 Okay, Benny, read it as fast as you can. 794 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,223 As fast as you can. 795 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,185 Read. 796 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,981 "E-- enjoy it, bitch... show me that you love it." 797 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,524 Michael: Again, Benny, faster. 798 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,943 Benny: "Enjoy it, bitch. Show me that you love it." 799 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,486 Ralph: Your honor... Michael: Again, Benny. 800 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,029 Michael: Louder this time. Benny: "Enjoy it, bitch. 801 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,364 Show-- show me that you love it." 802 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,116 This approach is completely inflammatory. 803 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,492 There's no purpose whatsoever! 804 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,743 Michael: It's relevant, your honor. 805 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,537 And he should be allowed to continue. 806 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,038 - "Show me that you love it." Judge Mason: Mr. Trevino... 807 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,874 This is ridiculous grandstanding, Judge 808 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,125 and I ask that it stop. 809 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,501 Your honor, the district attorney is 810 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,336 interfering with my cross-examination. 811 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,380 Will everyone just quiet down for a minute? 812 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,798 Benny: "Show me that... - It's not him. 813 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,300 Mr. Kuzak, please instruct your client-- 814 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,593 That's not him! 815 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,136 [instrumental music] 816 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,013 God, you told me you caught him! 817 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,097 Your honor, she's been so been badgered-- 818 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,682 That's not him! 819 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,517 The man who attacked me didn't talk like that. 820 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,103 This man's retarded, for God's sake. 821 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,150 Ms. Flood, are you sure that's not him? 822 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,776 Oh, my god. 823 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:07,944 [gasps] 824 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,655 That animal's still out there. 825 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,034 He's still out there! 826 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,660 [gasps] 827 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,329 Judge Mason: You may step down now, Ms. Flood. 828 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,039 [whimpering] 829 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,959 This case is dismissed, the defendant is free to go. 830 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,544 Judge Mason: This court is in recess until 2:00. 831 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:27,339 Yeah! We did it, Benny! We won! 832 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,216 Do I have to go to jail? 833 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,593 Michael: No, Benny, you don't have to go to jail. 834 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,969 [chuckles] 835 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,557 Man, I owe you a beer or something. 836 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,351 [laughs] 837 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,518 [sighs] 838 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,686 [smacking lips] 839 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,563 [music continues] 840 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,244 [footsteps] 841 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,578 I'll take those for you. 842 00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,788 Thank you. 843 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,414 Not too far I hope. 844 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,875 Arnie, I swear to god if you do this to me again, 845 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,752 you'll be typing your own letters on Monday. 846 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,212 Okay. 847 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,547 Hey, there, Benny, good to see you. 848 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,841 [instrumental music] 849 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,134 What? 850 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,428 I'm scared. 851 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,389 Why? 852 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,183 Do, do they know what I did? 853 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,685 It's okay, Benny. 854 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:24,646 You don't have to be embarrassed or afraid. 855 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,857 Everybody here is going to be real happy to see you. 856 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,318 [indistinct laughter] 857 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,446 Hey, congratulations. 858 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,864 - Hi, Rox. - Hi. 859 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,243 Hey, Benny! How are you? 860 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,412 We missed you. 861 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,122 Can I come back to work? 862 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,499 Oh, you bet. The mail room is all mixed up. 863 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:47,585 We got a dozen packages that need to be delivered. 864 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,379 You want me to come in tomorrow? 865 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,505 [music continues] 866 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,590 Monday, Monday will be fine. 867 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,843 Okay, 8 o'clock? 868 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,011 Okay. 869 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,637 [chuckles] 870 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,805 [indistinct chatter] 871 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,267 [sighs] 872 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,518 [knocks on door] 873 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,645 Ann? Ann? 874 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,063 [mellow music] 875 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:08,231 Ann? 876 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,482 [thud] 877 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,860 - Ann! Ann: I'm in here! 878 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,403 Are you almost ready, my darling? 879 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,531 Ann: My hair still looks awful. - Let me see. 880 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,116 Ann: It's bad luck for you to see the dress. 881 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,869 Ann, it's okay, I've seen it already, let me see. 882 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:33,298 You look unbelievably beautiful. 883 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,051 You were right about the dress, I love the dress. 884 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,428 - My hair's a disaster. - No, your hair is great. 885 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,846 The only thing wrong is the wrist. 886 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,682 - My wrist? - Yeah, it's, uh, too bare. 887 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:46,269 Oh, Stuart, the bracelet. 888 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,021 How did you know? 889 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,522 I guess you wouldn't believe me if I told you 890 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,358 that's how physically attuned we are, huh? 891 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,692 You wouldn't believe that, no. 892 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:53,902 [gasps] 893 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,528 - I had a spy. - Abby. 894 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,030 Uh, uh, the saleswoman. 895 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,281 - Uh, hmm. - She works on commission. 896 00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,991 [chuckles] 897 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,995 So... is my lady ready to go to her party? 898 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,580 Wait, I just want to check out-- 899 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,750 - Ann, you're beautiful. - Something wrong with the hem. 900 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,920 Dammit, I snagged my hose on the damn bracelet! 901 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,922 - I hate these hose. - Damn bracelet? 902 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,757 I hate these, oh, of course. 903 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,300 Here, what about these? These are the same color. 904 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,760 Stuart! 905 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,887 You're making me very nervous. 906 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,473 Please, go outside. 907 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,893 I'll be ready in five minutes. 908 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,311 Five minutes. 909 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,149 [clinks on door] 910 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,193 [door screeching] 911 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,820 You know they're giving the Bar again in March. 912 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,279 Not for this cowboy they're not. 913 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:40,615 It's no big disgrace to fail it twice, Tony. 914 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,368 I know guys who failed it 10-12 times 915 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,577 before they finally passed. 916 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,745 Well, that gives me an awful lot 917 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,163 to look forward to, doesn't it? 918 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,790 I didn't mean it like that. 919 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,542 I haven't worn one of these things in months. 920 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,168 I feel like it's choking me. 921 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,045 I used to get nuts sitting in the office all day. 922 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,714 There's a guy I went to school with. 923 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,382 He wears t-shirts and jeans, he has 924 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,801 a private practice out of his condo in Malibu. 925 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:03,138 Abby, the truth is, I like what I'm doing now. 926 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,931 It's exciting, I'm my own boss. 927 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,558 I get to travel a lot. 928 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,767 It's fun. 929 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:08,935 [instrumental music] 930 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,228 That's great then. 931 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,773 You've got a life that you like. 932 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:15,400 Give me champagne, please. 933 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,610 Stuart, everything looks beautiful. 934 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,820 [gasps] 935 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,989 - Yep, thanks. - How's Ann doing? 936 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,700 Abby, she just redid her hair for the ninth time. 937 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,410 At-- at the day of my wedding, it took 938 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,995 me five hours to get dressed. 939 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,204 [sighs] 940 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,998 Thanks, that's very encouraging. 941 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,041 [laughs] 942 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,918 Stuart, I am so happy for you. 943 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,211 Thank you. 944 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,005 You're a hell of a lucky guy, Stuart. 945 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,173 Yeah. 946 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,466 [laughs] 947 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,634 [rattling] 948 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:45,263 So you think maybe you and I ought to try this some day? 949 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,556 [laughs] 950 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,434 [music continues] 951 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,852 I told you we wouldn't be late. 952 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,854 We're the last ones here. 953 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,064 Hello, Douglas, Sheila. 954 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,358 I'd like you to meet my friend Janet Robinson. 955 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,027 Leland: Sheila and Douglas Brackman. 956 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,154 Janet: Pleasure to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. 957 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,615 Sheila was late getting back from shopping. 958 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,700 Hmm. [mellow music] 959 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,244 It appears the bride is running a bit behind time herself. 960 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,454 Sheila: Maybe she's come to her senses 961 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,663 and bailed out on this farce. 962 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,081 - Sheila... - Huh! 963 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:16,044 "To forsake all others till death do you part." 964 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,254 Is that a crock, or what? 965 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,340 Sheila: I mean, have you seen the new Hite report? 966 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,051 70% of married women in this country are fooling around. 967 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,886 Sheila, please. 968 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:27,722 And of course, my loving hubby here does everything he can 969 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849 to keep up the men's average, too. 970 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,434 [instrumental music] 971 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,061 [sighs] 972 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,982 [clinks on door] Come on, Ann, you said five minutes! 973 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,069 [rattling] What? Wh-- wh-- wh-- what? 974 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,154 I had to do something to give it some height. 975 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,781 We're talking about two more minutes. 976 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,115 Two more minutes. 977 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,826 You have 50 people waiting down there 978 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,494 who don't give a damn about the height of your hair! 979 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:50,703 [knocks on door] 980 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:53,039 - What? Charlotte: Annie? 981 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,457 Mother? 982 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,750 [sighs] 983 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,126 Great. 984 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,257 [clinks on door] 985 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:05,134 [door screeching] 986 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,428 This is for you. 987 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:08,555 For both of you. 988 00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,558 [faint music in background] 989 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:12,725 [paper rustling] 990 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,311 I know you don't want me here, 991 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,981 but Aunt Fid told me. 992 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,524 [footsteps] 993 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,568 Annie, I'm only human, it isn't easy to admit 994 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:22,569 when you've done something wrong. 995 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:24,404 [rustling] 996 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,532 Charlotte: At first I tried to convince myself that it wasn't 997 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,618 me, that it was the two of you who owed me an apology. 998 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:31,953 Oh, sure. 999 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:34,330 Annie, please, I have cried myself 1000 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,416 to sleep every night for two weeks. 1001 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,126 And that's supposed to be our fault? 1002 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:42,338 No! No, it's my fault. 1003 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:47,302 I was ignorant and cruel and hateful. 1004 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,724 Stuart, do you think you can ever forgive me? 1005 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,726 Charlotte: Give me another chance? 1006 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,686 It would mean so much to me. 1007 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:04,694 It's, um... 1008 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,491 it's nice to meet you, Ms. Kelsey. 1009 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,922 Annie, what about you? 1010 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:29,427 Charlotte: Do you think you can forgive me, too? 1011 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:34,182 We've always been so hard on each other. 1012 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,767 I'm not even sure if I've ever 1013 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,227 even told you how much I love you. 1014 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:41,814 Charlotte: And I do love you so much, my baby. 1015 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:45,443 My beautiful, brilliant daughter. 1016 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,780 And I want so much to share this day with you. 1017 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,660 Will you let me? 1018 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,002 [sighs] 1019 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,011 Think we can, uh, get those things out of your hair now? 1020 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,388 [groans] 1021 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,098 [sniffles] 1022 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,850 - Oh, my mascara's running. - No, the mascara's fine. 1023 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,228 We'll put a veil on, we got to go, we got people waiting. 1024 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,522 They're just gonna have to wait, Stuart. 1025 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,648 I'll get a tissue. 1026 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,027 [clinks on door] 1027 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,570 I told you to get started earlier, 1028 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,322 I told you not to go into the office today but-- 1029 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,491 And you just love getting to say, "I told you so." 1030 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,576 No, but somebody's got to be an adult around here. 1031 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:38,079 You are the most compulsive, the most controlling-- 1032 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,497 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let's go. 1033 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,458 I'm warning you, take your hands off me! 1034 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,043 [faint music] 1035 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,253 Benny, right here. 1036 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,629 [instrumental music] 1037 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,381 Oh, it's so beautiful. 1038 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,842 Arnie, give me a hankie. 1039 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,510 Weddings always make me cry. 1040 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,096 Two-to-one, this marriage doesn't last a year. 1041 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,890 Sheila, I'm warning you. 1042 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:01,060 Might I suggest that since the two of you seem incapable 1043 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,520 of getting in the spirit of this occasion 1044 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,355 you might take your leave now? 1045 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:08,276 And might I suggest that you are a totally inconceivably 1046 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:11,529 pompous, self important bag of wet brownies? 1047 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,114 [whispering] 1048 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,532 [chair creaks] 1049 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,701 Sheila, how could you say that to him? 1050 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,704 Because you don't have the courage to do it yourself. 1051 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,957 For 20 years, you've let him step all over you, he steps 1052 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,376 on you at the office and then you come home and step on me. 1053 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,878 You're manufacturing this, Sheila. 1054 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,672 I'm sick of it, Douglas, I'm sick of you. 1055 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:33,843 I'm sick of your bald head and your hairy back. 1056 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,511 Sheila: I'm sick of your three-piece suits, 1057 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,221 that stupid pocket watch of your father's. 1058 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,765 [music continues] 1059 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:42,143 But most of all, I'm sick of you humiliating me 1060 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,771 with your sickening little affairs. 1061 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:47,940 My affairs? And who are you, the Virgin Mary? 1062 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,776 [bride's march] 1063 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,115 [indistinct chatter] 1064 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,377 [gasps and chatters] 1065 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:24,352 We're gathered here in the presence of these witnesses... 1066 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:29,398 for the purpose of uniting this couple in matrimony. 1067 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:32,568 Minister: The contract of marriage is most solemn. 1068 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:35,363 And is not to be entered into lightly. 1069 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,199 But with the deep realization of its obligations-- 1070 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,617 Sheila: And this is deep realization, Douglas. 1071 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,994 I can't stand another day of this. 1072 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:45,289 My lawyer will call your lawyer Monday. 1073 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:48,292 [indistinct chatter] 1074 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,418 [whispering] 1075 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:53,589 Now, then, do you, Stuart, take 1076 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:55,716 Ann to be your lawful wedded wife? 1077 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,176 Fine. 1078 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,178 Minister: Do you promise to love and comfort her, 1079 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:02,431 forsaking all others, so long as you both shall live? 1080 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,766 Yeah, fine. 1081 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,476 Minister: And do you, Ann, take Stuart 1082 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,603 to be your lawful wedded husband? 1083 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,230 Fine. 1084 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,400 Do you promise to love, honor, and obey? 1085 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,238 To love and honor? 1086 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:18,281 Minister: In sickness and in health, 1087 00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:19,615 so long as you both shall live? 1088 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,617 Ann: That's fine. 1089 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,744 Aha! Uh! 1090 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,038 At this juncture, Ann, you had, uh, 1091 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:29,834 had asked to say a few words. 1092 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:33,379 There was a-- a poem that I was going to read. 1093 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:36,007 I must have left it in my purse. 1094 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,466 [chuckles] 1095 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,052 I know, I should have planned ahead. 1096 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,263 It's no big deal. 1097 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:45,975 The only big deal is that you're here, believe me. 1098 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,643 Stop that. 1099 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,062 Stop being nice or I'm gonna cry. 1100 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:52,273 I've totally ruined this whole day for you. 1101 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,859 - Ann, you didn't ruin it. - I did. 1102 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,069 I wouldn't do anything till the last minute. 1103 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,946 Stuart: It's just your way. 1104 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,866 It's your way of dealing with what's really bothering you. 1105 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:06,495 Which is how scary it is to be standing here doing the M-word. 1106 00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:08,831 Ann: Oh, Stuart, I'm such a bitch. 1107 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,583 [gasps] 1108 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,793 I can't believe I would fight with you on our wedding day. 1109 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,879 Ann, people fight. 1110 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,131 Stuart: I've-- I've even grown to like it. 1111 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,467 I don't love it, I grew up thinking 1112 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,052 it was the worst thing in the world. 1113 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,762 It's really liberating to realize 1114 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:26,390 that you can fight with somebody and still love them. 1115 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,355 With other people, I always used to try 1116 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,107 and pretend that I was someone I wasn't. 1117 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:39,153 Ann: Then I'd feel angry that no one really loved me for me. 1118 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,905 But you do, Stuart. 1119 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,282 You really love me for me. 1120 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,118 And that is the most incredible gift. 1121 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:47,954 And I just I hope to God that I can make 1122 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,873 you half as happy as you've made me. 1123 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:54,293 I've, I've never been so happy. 1124 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:57,672 Stuart: I never thought I could be so happy, here. 1125 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,305 I love you so much, Stuart. 1126 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:08,641 Let's not screw it up, okay? 1127 00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:11,936 - Deal. - Deal. 1128 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,646 Oh! 1129 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,398 [whining] 1130 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:17,733 You can go ahead now, I'm finished. 1131 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,777 Minister: By virtue of the authority vested in me 1132 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:24,407 by the State of California, I now pronounce you man and wife. 1133 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,741 You may kiss the bride. 1134 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,535 [laughs] 1135 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:28,703 Minister: You've already done that. 1136 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,955 [laughs] 1137 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,332 [applause] 1138 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,099 [theme music] 1139 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:19,962 [outro music]